Mission accomplished

I just want to report another successful day perverting the minds of America’s youth.

I took a substitute teaching assignment today. Little did the school district know that I didn’t take the job for the paltry $78.50 they pay for a day of babysitting kids while they watch educational videos.

I took the job for the opportunity it gave me to distribute the Master’s materials.

I successfully handed out “Podkayne of Mars” and “Starman Jones” to two different students.

I also convinced one of these students that if he was *really* into sword and sorcery, he should check out “Glory Road.”

Soon, all will be converted!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

5 Responses to “Mission accomplished”


  1. 1 reg_lov_reg November 11, 2008 at 1:34 am

    I completely agree

  2. 2 tibi2008 November 15, 2008 at 5:09 am

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  3. 3 limbonk November 15, 2008 at 8:27 am

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  5. 5 romina December 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Thanks for your interesting article

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